The Terrible Old Man


There are lots of stories about the Terrible Old Man. Some claim that he is simply an old man. Others claim he is a retired adventurer of unknown profession. Some claim that all realms have a Terrible Old Man, and that this is merely one incarnation. Still others claim he is not mortal at all, but the seemingly benign avatar of some cruel god from a distant realm.

Whatever the case, the Terrible Old Man lives in a crumbling hut in the Black Moor. According to travelers, he is not as terrible as his name suggests — he offers tea to travelers from old, cracked china; he offers spare beds to weary adventurers; and he even runs a general store, selling supplies, ritual components, and healing potions to those who need them.

Oh no. He is not terrible for these reasons. He is terrible due to the power he wields, and the objects he carries.

The Terrible Old Man sells magic items at reduced cost (merchants claim he undercuts standard prices by half), although his magic items bear a substantial risk of being cursed. How substantial? Nobody knows. Stories circulate, however, of people who got good deals on magic items. More stories circulate of people who bought cursed items, but managed to easily break the curse.

Who knows? Perhaps you might get lucky by making a deal with the Terrible Old Man.

Then again, perhaps you won’t.

It bears noting that most scholars believe the Old Man himself does not know which items are cursed. It keeps him honest.

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Note that when Southie met the Terrible Old Man, he purchased a treasure map and an incantation to a terrible and ancient idol. He also decided to give the Old Man a name: “Terry” (ostensibly short for “terrible”).

Also, credit where credit is due. Image source:

Aladdin. Dir. Ron Clements, John Musker. Perf. Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, Linda Larkin. DVD. Disney, 1992.

The Terrible Old Man

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